A man walks into a bar, wearing dark blue jeans, a black shirt, and a black jacket. His boots are also black, as well as the Ray-bans he keeps in his shirt pocket; he wants to look like Hank Moody, but the only thing he lacks is the looks. Sadly. To his left, the sexy, blue-eyed bartender gave him a welcoming smile. He suddenly feels like he wants to talk to her, get to know her better, but he then realizes that might not be possible, since she is working right now.
Truth is, he’s never been able to talk to women, anyways. His favorite words when ‘trying’ to approach women are “I don’t know what to say!”